SLK : The Search Ends

Author: vladdrac

Date: November 4, 2001

by vladdrac
11-04-01
Hold on Goddamnit! Glen get your head out of there I have to answer the door. Ouch! Don't pull so hard! Oh shit you dumbass I hope you can hang panel better than change a lightbulb!
*knocknocknock*
Osama? That dirty rag head fuck nut owes me money! "Oh Mistress, Osama been bad boy, Osama need spanking" I beat that sand flea black and blue! "Oh Mistress I forget check book, I be right back" Ha!
Hello, I am looking for Osama Bin Laden, have you seen him?
Sure sweety, heres his address. You take 200 dollars worth of his filthy ass for me! Come see me when your finished, I can make it worth your while. You know how to install a swimming pool?
At last! Osama's greasy ass is mine! Muahahahaaaa!!!!