Old Ancestor vs. Satan

Author: vladdrac

Date: January 13, 2002

by vladdrac
1-13-02
Muahaha!!! I am Satan! Lord of Hell Fire! God of Darkness! Greeter of . . .uh? . . .well? . . . all the evil thingy's? Ugh. I mean, Fear me foolish mortal! Muahahaaa! Oh shit, forget it!
Oh hello Satan, you must be looking for ShaolinLambKiller.
No foolish human, it is you I seek! Muahahaha . . .*coughcough* . . .Uh, do you have a lozenge or a Life Saver or something? Uh, nevermind. I am here to barter for that baby in your arms!
Uh? I don't really need anything, but thanks anyway.
What?!?! There is nothing you want? Nothing at all?!?! How about a car, or a pile of money or a solid gold drumset? Women? A complete library of Adam Sandler movies on DVD?
Nope, nope, nope, nope and definitely not!