Old Ancestor vs. Satan - END

Author: vladdrac

Date: January 13, 2002

by vladdrac
1-13-02
I am sorry Old Ancestor, you have convinced me that trading people junk for their children is wrong and I vow to never do it again! You have taught an old evil dog a new trick. So long.
*sobbing profusely* No Satan don't go! I have hundreds of relatives! You can have them all!!! Syrup! Please! I . . .need . . .the . . .syrup!!! Whaaaaaaa!!!!
Bye!
*weepweepweep*
Honey! Time to come in, I made hot cakes! I am warming up the inferior store brand maple syrup!
SATAN COME BACK! PLEASE SATAN! PLEEeeeeease . . .!