Strip Chat : GoreGod cut off

Author: vladdrac

Date: January 13, 2002

by vladdrac
1-13-02
Phone interview cut short by an offended producer
Wha . . .? You won't appear on the show? But, why not?
Christ man! You are a Goat and Chicken! Who do you think I am, ShaolinLambKiller?!?! Haha!
*lip-quivering* But . . .but . . .but . . .we are your biggest fans! You cannot deny us! We have supported you from the beginning! What the fuck?!?!
That studio must smell like poo! There's probably chicken crap and hay everywhere! Is your producer a Pig?!?! Hahahaha . . .*click*
*sniffsniff* Mr. GoreGod? You there? Hello? Jose we lost the connection. Call Mr. GoreGod back and . . .what do you mean, "No?" Jose! You cut the line?!?! Oh shit!