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BEANS LAR by voltron 1-05-02
SOMEWHERE! Look, a voluptuous Asian prostitute!	I must sow my twisted seed in her fruitful loins.	I have failed. CRUNCHBERRIES!

 

BEANS LAR by voltron 1-05-02
Look, a voluptuous Asian prostitute!	I must sow my twisted seed in her fruitful loins!	I have failed. CRUNCHBERRIES!

 

LORD OF THE BIRDS by voltron 1-05-02
I AM LORD OF THE BIRDS!!!!! NO IT IS ME YOU ASS PUPPET	I FOUND EARTH AND IT WAS MY IDEA TO DESTROY THEM ALL FAGGOT FACE I AM LORD OF THE BIRDS!!!!! NO YOU TURD EATING SHITCORN I AM THE LORD OF THE BIRDS ALL BIRDS ARE MY SLAVES	I THINK THE SHIP CRASHED INTO EARTH. ................... I AM LORD OF THE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!

 

burn! by voltron 1-05-02
At last the time has come for the arcane spell of Al-Akham Jalfrazi! Who are you in this field we are in?	You simpleton! Obviously I am Abineezer the Queer Wizard! I warn you I may or may not be extremely powerful!!!!!!! That's funny, you look like a fat piece of shit in a stupid ass outfit to me.	I BURN YOU! BURN BURN BURN BURN BURNBURNBURNBURN...

 

The Bible II: Jesus Returns by voltron 1-05-02
You summoned me, Lord?	Yes, woodland creature. God fucked me over, and now Satan and I need your aid to bring vengence to mankind. Transform!	ARISE MY DARK AVENGER! DRINK THE BLOOD OF MAN! Z'GHAI HAK LAGG'PTHUL NAGGOTH GORGOLOTH FALIGOL!

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