not a flashback

Author: vote4me

Date: January 23, 2003

by vote4me
1-23-03
well son, i can say that you are definitely the first person with such a...a peculiar case of "athlete's foot"
but the rash will go away.
eric thinks quick.
do you masturbate son?
no!
take tinactin for a week and try not to urinate more than once a day.
*whimper*