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by vsizzle
2-01-04
i wonder if my face is chafing
HOW CAN YOU BE FROZEN IN THE DESERT!?
how can you move if you're frozen?
if i could move my lips, i would yell at this guy.
crap, we died.
ouch.

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
silly children...

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
Round 2
i'm going to win
no, you're wrong. i will defeat you.
Round 1
I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
no! no! please, not that! NOOOOO!
DONKEY LOSES!
i guess i took it too far this time
i knew this fake blood would come in handy...

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
Before the fire....
soon, you will be riding in that ambulance...
whateva whateva, i do what i want.
trouble under the sea.
I HAVE LASER VISION!!!!!!!!
WHATEVA, WHATEVA!
burning fleshfor Bush's entertainment...
LOL... i mean.. HA HA HA.
ah snap, dog! i'm on FIRE!

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
Before the fire....
soon, you will be riding in that ambulance...
whateva whateva, i do what i want.
trouble under the sea.
I HAVE LASER VISION!!!!!!!!
WHATEVA, WHATEVA!
burning fleshfor Bush's entertainment...
LOL... i mean.. HA HA HA.
ah snap, dog! i'm on FIRE!

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
Before the fire....
soon, you will be riding in that ambulance...
whateva whateva, i do what i want.
trouble under the sea.
I HAVE LASER VISION!!!!!!!!
WHATEVA, WHATEVA!
burning fleshfor Bush's entertainment...
LOL... i mean.. HA HA HA.
ah snap, dog! i'm on FIRE!

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
the elf is creepy.
don't you think it's weird that if you switch some letters around, you can change santa to satan?
yeah, that is kinda weird. there are remarkable similiarities between those two.
the elf is still creepy.
santa wears a red suit, and from all the stereotypes, satan has a red body.
yeah, and they both like milk and cookies.
the elf is still still creepy creepy.
how do you know satan likes milk and cookies?

 

by vsizzle
2-01-04
The Happiest Place On earth
oh no! the space invaders are led by a krazy kangaroo!
cool man..we're here dude.
yes, allow for our hostile takeover.
the mountain ninjas will be coming soon...
...
DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!

 

by vsizzle
2-02-04
Soaring on pumpkin high..
i could really go for some pumpkin pie.
...?
yep.
pumpkin pie.

 

by vsizzle
2-02-04
Who knew cigarettes could talk?
hi! i'm a cigarette man!
i like coffee.
i'm coffee flavored.
HOLY CRAP!
Never tell a coffee drinking dinosaur that you taste like coffee.
...dead.
yum.

 

by vsizzle
2-02-04
valerie moves her computer outside when her roommate annoys her.
valerie pretty much lives outside.
valerie loves food.
cheeeezburger.

 

by vsizzle
2-02-04
burnt skillet face!
notebook brains!
fire farter!
cargo mouth.
oops, i tooted.

 

by vsizzle
2-02-04
ha
HA
ha
HA
ha
owned

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
excuse me sir, there's no loitering here. if you don't move i'll have to give you a ticket.
excuse me, mam.. you can't park that there...

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
hi, welcome to mcypoo's. what can i get for you?
sir?
are you deaf?

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
CAN I HELP YOU!?
no loitering.... jackass.

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
hello my name is virgil and i'll be arresting you today.
look behind you! donuts!
glazed donuts?
ah fuck.

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
there's still time for you! REPENT! REPENT!
so, are you gonna?

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
i am the dark one.
my name's bernice.
so you wanna go out sometime?
yeah... probably not.

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
i have huge
eyes.

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
Cartoon created by vsizzle and sbizzle.
i see dead people.
while they're still alive...
and not... oh SNAP!
BOOGITY BOO!

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
hey steve, do you want to go play some volleyball with the boys?
yeah i guess.
i think i'm gonna beak out the spandex.
um.
i have to go.. do... something else.

 

by vsizzle
2-03-04
i bought your left arm on the black market.
surrender it now or perrish. love, cookie.
huh. interesting.

 

by vsizzle
2-04-04
i am pretty.
ga ga goo goo.
we're not gonna take it, NO way ain't gonna take it!
ga ga goo.
my skeleton is blue.
POO POO!

 

by vsizzle
2-04-04
Introducing Avila University's Bio Bob.
reproduction is necessary for survival, but i really think some people shouldn't reproduce.
don't get me wrong, i'm a big fan of sex.
just not procreation.

 

by vsizzle
2-04-04
Bio Bob Likes the word shit.
biologists can get away with saying shit.
it's scientific like when we talk about bat shit, bird shit, cow shit, dog shit, human shit, and just shit and what great fertilizer shit makes.
so SHIT now SHIT let's SHIT take SHIT the SHIT quiz SHIT SHIT SHIT.

 

by vsizzle
2-04-04
so i study a lot of Lizards, and lizards are cool. lizard shit isn't so cool, though.
hey.. ya'll seen any o' them cowboy lizards?
you are an incompetent fool.. and you should not reproduce.
oh. well at least i don't sound like that there nerdy villian guy from the Princess Bride.
INCONCEIVABLE!
YEEEEEEE HAW!!!!

 

by vsizzle
2-04-04
hello valerie.
hewwo computer.
*happy sigh*
*smile*
i'm glad we're friends.

 

by vsizzle
2-04-04
One night at the graveyard...
so I track the patterns of lizards on tropical islands.. and i go to those islands lots of times because that's what i do: i study lizards. one of our classes will be taking a trip to hawaii and we'll
we'll be studying lizards. really i'm just using them to do my research for me. i never get into the ocean or go on the beachs unless i'm tracking a lizard because that's just me, i really don't like
to be continued...
sand a lot. but i like lizards, so that's why i go. one time i lost my glasses in the sand, so that's why i really don't like sand all that much.. cause i had a bad....

 

by vsizzle
2-06-04
i claim this planet in the name of the confederacy!
damn lack of gravity...

 

by vsizzle
2-07-04
Billy's comment altered from Dana's AIM profile.
i make babies. i punch holes in condoms at gas stations with a needle.
damn you and your PROCREATION! blast, it doesn't matter though.
my lizard research is nearly complete, and i'm merely weeks away from developing a special bond between human and lizard dna.
The reign of the lizards is near...
i wonder if he can make cowboy lizards.
soon, my lizard henchmen will take over the world and make me their LIZARD KING! !!!! MWA HA HA!

 

by vsizzle
2-12-04
So, i'm giving my class a test on fri, but we don't really need to talk about that because i love lizards and all that lizards are about. they're just so great that i shit myself thinking about them!
so, is that why your shirt says "WILD THING IGUANA"?
yes, as a matter of fact i got this shirt from some whippersnapper at the lizard convention, because i love lizards and anything to do with them.
word.
i called one of the pioneers of the evolution theory a whipper snapper in class the other day.
dag, yo.

 

by vsizzle
2-16-04
when i graduated from highschool i graduated in the top 1% of my class.. and i got straight As and i was just really smart and stuff. that's where i developed my love for lizards.
i really concentrated on my studies a lot and was on the dean's list in college. i didn't get distracted by things.
Bio Bob really loves lizards.
ooooooh!! look at that physignathus lesueurrii! that is a NEAT lizard!

 

by vsizzle
2-24-04
These are actual jokes made by Bio Bob... you can't make this stuff up.
so, one way to really mess with a person is by talking about the poles, and like.. how if you go north long enough..you'll be going south.. but if you go east.. you're always going east.
it's especially funny if said person is drunk! it will totally blow their mind!
you know when you get a fountain drink from a gas station... and you fill it up, take a drink, then fill it up again.. to the very top!
so you're not paying for that extra little sip.. it's cause we're cheap! don't lie, we've all done it! you know what i'm talking about!
yeah, the way we can fill the glass up past full a little bit is because of the surface tension. so we get a little bit of soda for free! *snort. chuckle. snort*
Lizard shit... he he he.

 

by vsizzle
4-22-04
That day in the cafeteria...
He said that he's killed guys for less.
Yeah, but that's obviously just talk. He's going to be a history teacher, and you can't exactly be a murderer AND a teacher.
But he's from Jamaica
So what? It's still murder, and he'd still be a felon, and he still wouldn't be able to be a teacher.
But he's Jamaican.

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