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by vulcan
11-24-01
say hello to ben everybody
man...i really need some ass. but who can i go for?
hey there squirrel nuts...i hear you want to have sex. i have some siamese cats for sale
its sad...
was it something i said

 

by vulcan
11-26-01
ben is thinking about his squirrel nuts
...
...
thinking still
...
...?
now we all know why ben does not think about sexual things...it only hurts him
...!
=]

 

by vulcan
12-29-01
jeremy's usual party
hey baby...why dont you sit on my penis so i can show you how to play this card game.
ok
jeremy knows what is coming...yet he heads towards ashly's sweet virgina anyway
...ok, i will let you go pee
why dont you come with me to this dark bedroom
yep...the horse man never goes through with it
lets fuck
umm..i know i am a guy and want to fuck the shit out of you. i am going to be a pussie because if i do then my girlfriend will be mad. she knows i can get any girl i want so she gets jealous.

 

by vulcan
1-01-02
jeremy at his computer
i wonder who that is
[chat]:: who would you like to INSTANT MEASSAGE jeremy?
hi, im jeremy and i go to kansas city university
[chat]::wow..i am imprressed
hahahaha
im gonna fuck her so hard RIGHT IN THE ASS!!!
[chat]::i am 720 miles away from you...and we are talkin'!! aint that amazin!

 

by vulcan
2-11-02
"chucky" aka ryan beebe
hey ben...do we do the ap homework in sentances or bullets?
just answer the fucking questions...we did 1 and 2 in class. i did mine is bullets
ok, i get it....wait, do you have number one?
dude...
thats ryan for ya
so sentances or bullets?
oh my god

 

by vulcan
3-17-02
lets fuck
ok
whats that?
i dunno
bitch
slut

 

by vulcan
3-23-02
10:08 p.m.
im tired of waiting
no bitch
10:09 p.m.
fuck you then
FUCK YOU!!
12:30 p.m.
nevermind...i want to be with you
omg

 

by vulcan
12-09-02
dans interviewat hot topic
say werd kid, im scott
yes sir
dans first day
whats up im joe. now dont bother me im doing shipment and will kill anyone who tries to stop me
yes sir
will dan ever sirvive?
clean bitch
yes sir

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