All comics by waddy

 

by waddy
7-11-04
Wait a minute! I don't look like this! And what's with the dolphin? And since when do I have a job?
She looks surprised. I wonder if she knows about dolphin evolution? Hey, Scott, you messed up...why am I floating?
I wish my neck wasn't stuck in this position. Thanks heaps, Scott! Umm....what do you say to a dolphin?
Umm...what do I say to her? Why is she looking up? Sometimes, I think our returning to the sea WAS a good idea. C'mon....somebody say SOMETHING...
(In English):No! No! Don't go! My Daddy LOVES your team!
(In Dolphin):I'll be back when I speak Human, or you learn Dolphin. Its a good thing that the Humans are all the same, and only have one language. I hate school! Bye! Squeak at you soon!

 

by waddy
10-07-04
No set is too wet...

 

by waddy
10-07-04
Its important to finish the comic before you hit "Enter"
Scott! Finish the drawing, please...
How many comic strip writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
And what's with my neck?
And its dark. And there's two of me here...
Our host is hopefully on a trip to the new set...a complete one? Tune in next email....
Now this thing with my neck FINALLY makes sense..
I have no idea what I'm doing here...

 

by waddy
12-11-04
ITS IMPORTANT TO FINISH THE COMIC BEFORE YOU HIT "ENTER"
SCOTT! FINISH THE DRAWING, PLEASE...
HOW MANY COMIC STRIP WRITERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
AND WHAT'S WITH MY NECK?
AND ITS DARK. AND THERE ARE TWO OF ME...
OUR HOST IS HOPEFULLY ON A TRIP TO THE NEW SET...A COMPLETE ONE? TUNE IN AGAIN, FOLKS...
NOW THIS THING WITH MY NECK FINALLY MAKES SENSE...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING HERE...

 

by waddy
12-28-04
A LONG WALK FOR ELIZABETH...
IF THAT SNOWMAN STARTS TALKING, I'M OUTTA HERE!....
NO CORNCOB PIPE, NO BUTTON NOSE...AND WHAT'S WITH THE SCARF? WARMTH KILLS! IF ONLY I HAD ARMS, OR ELIZABETH UNDERSTOOD SNOWPERSON SPEECH...
ALL SNOWDRIFTS LOOK PRETTY MUCH THE SAME...
HI RUDOLPH! MERRY CHRISTMAS! DID YOU GET OUT THIS YEAR, OR DID PETER USE ANOTHER SPECIES AGAIN?
HI AND A MERRY ONE TO YOU! NO, I DIDN'T...WOULD YOU PLEASE TALK TO YOUR BUDDY PETER?...THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS ALREADY.
MILLIONS OF CHILDREN LEFT WITHOUT GIFTS AS FLYING ELEPHANTS DELIVER GIFTS TO ASIA AND AFRICA ONLY! A TEARFUL WORLD PONDERS..."WHAT WAS SANTA THINKING?"
I GOTTA TALK SOME SENSE INTO PETER.... AND SCOTT!!!!!! FIX MY N-E-C-K!
WHAT? I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A PEANUT TODAY...

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