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by wakko14
1-14-01
Just a typical day in the arts lab...
I'd love to crawl into her panties.
Oh great, another guy with a receeding hair line staring at my tits.
The kickoff.
So what exactly do you do to your hair?
Not much.
Score 0 - 1
What happened to your hair?
I am a loser.

 

by wakko14
1-14-01
Another lonely night begins...
I once knew a guy who made my heart skip a beat.
Hope springs eternal!
I am the one you have been waiting for!
Could it truly be you? I've waited years! Oh, how I've pined!
Such is life...
This isn't 12 Evergreen Lane? Oh, sorry, it says here *your* dreams don't get to come true.
I hate myself and want to die.

 

by wakko14
1-14-01
The generation gap rears its ugly head:
All you kids do these days is whine and moan about how hard your lives are.
Our lives are tough! There's drugs, gangs, Daikatana and Pokémon!
You think that's horrible? Do you have any clue what I've lived through?
What, did your momma dress you funny?
My momma still dresses me funny!
You are a sad, sad man.

 

by wakko14
1-14-01
In the year 3000...
You will do my bidding. Is this clear?
Of course, master. I was programmed to serve.
First I want you to clean my house and file my taxes.
No problems. These are both within the scope of my programs.
Oh, and can you take my sister out on a date? She's lonely.
Have you ever even seen her? Not fucking likely.

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