Sometimes the other child just looks bad.

Author: wakko14

Date: January 14, 2001

by wakko14
1-14-01
In the year 3000...
You will do my bidding. Is this clear?
Of course, master. I was programmed to serve.
First I want you to clean my house and file my taxes.
No problems. These are both within the scope of my programs.
Oh, and can you take my sister out on a date? She's lonely.
Have you ever even seen her? Not fucking likely.