Presidental Fuckups

Author: wankered

Date: April 20, 2006

by wankered
4-20-06
Thank you America. You have Elected me as your president. The trust you have shown me as you entered the polling both has not gone unnoticed.
Rigging an election is stressful work. Note to self: Buy relaxing bath oils.
I will do everything in my power to bring this country to it's full potential. Every promise shall be fulfilled.
All the ducks are swimming in the water fal alal la la la
YOU'RE ALL FUCKED! FUCKED I TELLS YAA!
Running this country effectively and efficently means so much to me.... oh holy crap!