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hey geoffy how ya doin
i smell something burning
is it that flaming guy behind you
what AAAAHHHHH
haha that was cool

 

ho ho ho
om frickin g its santy clause
nice speech impedimediment, tardfag.

 

Oh my God Michaels! What happened?
You know how Jenkins is being laid off?
Yeah. Why?
I won his chair.
But you're bleeding! Was it that violent?
No way stupid! Dude, I'm hardcore emo.

 

Too much paper, huh?
No friggin duh.
Calm down. Hey, wait a sec!
You got a plan?
No, you have a big one, dude.

 

Crap I'm so high man.
I mean there's an angry piece of bacon right there.
STFULOLBBQ
How come I keep reaching Nirvana when I take some Tylenol?

 

We are the Gabgafs! Two different people...
...from two different places!
I love rock!
And I love his hot wife! Especially in bed!
Oh my frick mark my words: You are doomed!
Dude you messed up the lyrics. Are you like retarded or something?

 

Hi I'm the Wii
I'm the Xbox 360 yo
The PS3 however...
Why do I friggin suck so bad? My price? Nyah nyah goofalobbity tuginhimen
I think we broke his brain

 

Yeah so this old guy came up to me named Mr. Jones and I pushed him down!
Um, Mr. Jones is our BOSS.
You know what, I will screw you, you faggot.
Wouldn't that make YOU gay?
Bear with me Michaels. I'm on menopause right now.
Uhh... never mind.

 

We are getting too boring.
How is that?
Well, I am everything people shouldn't be, like a stoner, emo, and more.
And I love tacos.
What the frick?
I also suffer from the "Big Mac Attack".

 

Smith, please enlighten our readers as to what the crap is going on.
Our company plane is crashing.
...yeah.
Yup.
Good thing I forgot my belongings at check in!

 

So Smith, what DID you have in your luggage?
You know, tampons and stuff.
Tampons?
Hey, it comes out sometimes,man. I need to stay clean.

 

gimme all the money in the register!
whats the magic word?
im not saying a magic word!
then im not giving you the money.
*sigh* please can i have the money
no.

 

Michaels, I know you're going through a rough time. I must tell you about it.
I know I'm on a desert island, Smith.
Let me tell you about puberty, something that is going on with you right now.
What the frick is your problem?!
Every boy has something called "wet dreams" once in a while...

 
by wasteofbandwidth, 9-09-07

 

Hey, I loved your speech you did to Accounting.
Um, sir, I was talking about raping cats.
Exactly!
Just another day at the office.

 

Kid: "Mommy's spelling things on the phone 'cause Barfy's listening."
E-U-T-H-A-N-A-S-I-A

 

destroy them!
who? the IRS? cuz ill help with that.
i'm the irs. those guys forgot to file tax reports or whatever.
you dont know what you do?
nah, i joined cuz i get,um, "hard ones" from killing innocent people.
okay then...

 

i cant believe we got off the island.
why dont you tell them how we got back?
whatever. you see, we ripped out my ovaries and blew into them, like a balloon, and floated back to land.
um... we actually got rescued by the coast guard.
how lame.

 

Who can tell me what hideous diseases infect this horrible sexual deviant, class?
Timmy: Um, none?
Correct! But only because this kid screwed a taco. I mean he jammed it right in there!
Frick.

 

Well, Smith, you ruined the Father Son zoo trip for the company.
Oh my god, cut it out, will ya?
Tell our audience what happened, and the zoo promises not to press charges.
I um... I can't say it!
Dude, walruses are NOT "stimulating toys", faggot.
Maybe to you they aren't.

 

watcha drawing?
my rendition of loonygames' new content.
Artist's Rendition

 

Look! A stray cat wandered in to our office!
Meow! Meow!
OH MY GOD!!!
Best. Anal rape. Ever.
I kinda liked it.

 

Hey, Smith, give this name sheet out to everyone. It's what I'll call you all from now on.
Okay...
Later, in the lounge...
Hey, here's a name sheet from the boss. He'll call us this from now on.
Whatever.
"Itchy McBallsack"?!
"SEXY"?!?!?!!!

 

Hey man, what's up?
Nothing much-OH MY GOD COWBOY PHYSICS
Run! I see Tobor too!
Crap, they got me a little.
Oh crap, the in jokes are getting inside the office!

 

 

Dude, Tobor's inside.
Crap!!! Tell him you have no anus, then he can't cornhole you.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
No, I have no anus.
Yay!
Michaels, he fell for i- OOOOOOH

 

Hey, Smith, pretty crazy day, huh?
OH MA GAWD ANOTHER IN JOKE
I'm Jenkins, from Marketing.
Oh...
...MA GAWD A BLACK PERSON

 

Who the crap are you?
Michaels. You?
Jimmy McJaculate.
Did you say McJaculate?
Yeah. Dude, why do you have a boner?
Mmmm, 'jaculation.

 

Finally! I caught one of you Warriors!
What did I do?
You murdered a caucasian male.
Exactly.
Hey, whites have feelings too!

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