Hollywood Brewer's Excellent Adventure

Author: waxybo

Date: August 12, 2002

by waxybo
8-12-02
News of the coming of the famous man known as "Hollywood Brewer spreads throughout this small, meaningless town.
Hey, have you heard that Hollywood Brewer is coming to town, invisible man?
I sure have! And boy am I excited!
And so, he comes, and the citizens rejoice.
I am Hollywood Brewer! Give me your gold and your virgins!
Gasp! Can I have an autograph! It's for my...er...my dog! Yeah, that's it! My dog!
He even finds time to use the vaunted Hollywood Brewer charm!
Rowrr! You make Hollywood Brewer's pants burn with passion!
Did anyone ever tell you that you have a huge rash on your arm?