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| No Sir. It's not that type of "mouse"... | |
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| "Hello. Columbia Internet Helpdesk. How may I assist you?" | |
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| It's me again. I think I have another virus. That makes 10 times this month? I don't know how this is happening, I'm just clicking on things... | |
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| No problem mame. We'll send someone over right away. | |
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| Great! They'll fix up my computer? ................................ Oh my! Well, you ARE the experts. | |
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| No! They are coming over to destroy your computer. Sorry, it's the only way to be sure. ............................... Yes, Mame. Trust us, we know what we are doing... | |
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