Tough Times

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 30, 2003

The Joys of Modern Living...
Besides, I doubt any sort of relationship between you and I would count as gay sex...
And why exactly is that?
Well, I don't doubt your masculinity, but...are you even human?
...that's low.
I'm sorry! I was just asking!
What's the world coming to when a blue, antennaed apparition and a bleach-blonde, crack-addicted gay man cannot have a fulfilling sexual relationship?! END THE HATE AND FUCK ME!