Looking For Daddy

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 30, 2003

I guess this explains a few things...
Such as?
Well, my lack of desire for the opposite sex.
How's that?
Well, my only male role model was a piece of hairy, blue shit... And my mother was such a slut she screwed that hairy piece of blue shit.
Well, for disrespecting me I have the right, as your father, to punish you... Now bend over.