Today, I Am A Man.

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 30, 2003

I'm headed out.
All right. Love ya, man. See ya later.
What'd you just say?
...what? I meant a fraternal love! A brotherly bond!
Didn't your brother molest you on your ninth birthday?
Well, kinda...isn't molestation supposed to be unwarranted and uninvited?