An Intriguing Turn of Events

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 30, 2003

Hi there.
Well, hello sweetcheeks...
So what're you doing 'round here, big boy?
Trying to evade my friend Pervis' homoerotic powers.
Pervis, eh? Homoerotic powers, eh? ...sounds like my ex...Frankly, I've-had-better.
Mental Note: Pervis' powers do not seem to affect those who are ALREADY homosexuals in quite the same way...