Opportunity Costs

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 31, 2003

Oh, baby, you really light my fire...
Ooooh, you like it, huh? Mmmmm, do you like how I look?
Whoa! Don't mind me. I'm just looking for a friend.
I canceled my appointment at the salon to get dumped for some gay pothead?
...lookin' for a friend, huh?...C'mere, you big hunka man you!