I am Jack's sense of self-satisfaction.

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 31, 2003

UM WHAR3 DID I LEAEV MAH S3NS3 OF DIGNITY????!!!? WTF LOL WUT HAS AOL DONE 2 ME?!!!?!!?? OMG LOL
That's right. AOL is an evil corporation. It has done horrible things to millions of teenagers just like you.
You're a danger to the project...We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world, my friend.---This conversation. Is over.
Umm...Tyler? What's this I hear about "Project Mayhem?" This is a clinic. We're here to help victims of AOL Jargon Syndrome to confront their problems...not drive them towards revenge.
Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
We gotta get his balls...
Why is he staring at me like that...