Paranoia is the downfall of the mentally alert...

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: April 21, 2003

In other news, a local man claims to be a time traveler in search of "primitive women." He was arrested late last night after forcing entry into Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.
Oh, what that crazy bastard won't do for attention...
Heh heh heh..."King of Pop" my ass!
Who said that?