Zinger After Delicious Zinger

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: May 5, 2003

Service Announcement To The Max!
Kyle, I have some bad news
What, Micheala has finally made up her mind?
No, you've been stripped of the title of Guru. It's reserved for intelligent people
Wait, wouldn't that make me an totally insufferable bastard with no friends and skanky girl?
Ouch, a blinding flash of the obvious
AHHHHHHHH I CAN'T SEE!