The Morbid Truth

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: June 23, 2003

Why is it that no matter who is authoring these strips, I'm always made out to look like the bitch of the relationship?
Because you ARE the bitch of the relationship ...
As true as that may be, it doesn't mean that I should be personified as such in a fictional piece such as this. I mean, it's not even based on reality, so who gives a shit if I'm the bitch or not?
Since when do you talk so damn much?
Since I've decided to stop being such a grovelling, submissive piece of shit and take a stand for myself and my rights as the bug-eyed creep of this juvenile comic strip!
Kyle apologizes for all the damage the massive quantities of text in this strip must have caused you, the readers.