SCHMUCK!

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: June 30, 2003

A Brief, Drawn Out Public Service Announcement
So you gave the bitch an ultimatum, real relationship or nothing. Good for you!
Yeah, but she said he just wanted a phyiscal relationship...
And....
So I said okay
What's it like to be a sex toy? Cuz that's all you are, a curly haired dildo
She might dump me because I don't vibrate like the "Long Schlong Silver" in her sock drawer