What 'Blowholes' Are REALLY For

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: July 28, 2003

You called?
Dude ... how the hell did you get out here?
I took 'humpback' and 'sperm' whales a bit too seriously as far as their names go.
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What? Why are you looking at me like that?
That has to be the single most disturbing and ridiculous thing I have ever heard.