This Should Be Illegal

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: August 1, 2003

That son of a bitch Bob. Standing me on this fucking island....Oh shit, what's that?!
Yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Great! Another pirate! I'm a dead man! (well not exactly, man)
Well hellloooooo!!!!!!!
Great! A gay pirate! I'm so outta here...
Oh, honey, even stranded on an island you MUST coordinate better than that! It's just nasssty!