You Don't Wanna Know What He Uses That Hook For ...

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: August 2, 2003

So ... Captain Liberace, how exactly did you get onto this island?
Yarrrr, me honeys and I hijacked a ship in order to seek out the greatest treasure of them all ... The Chosen Anus.
Um ... as much as I don't want you to, continue.
The fabled Chosen Anus is reputedly the greatest piece of ass in the 7 seas. Legend tells of a bug-eyed man with blonde hair that possesses such a colon.
I think I know where this is going ...
Do, ye, me honey? Care to join my buccaneer crew? Finest sailors this side of the Village People, they are!