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| So ... Captain Liberace, how exactly did you get onto this island? | |
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| Yarrrr, me honeys and I hijacked a ship in order to seek out the greatest treasure of them all ... The Chosen Anus. | |
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| Um ... as much as I don't want you to, continue. | |
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| The fabled Chosen Anus is reputedly the greatest piece of ass in the 7 seas. Legend tells of a bug-eyed man with blonde hair that possesses such a colon. | |
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| I think I know where this is going ... | |
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| Do, ye, me honey? Care to join my buccaneer crew? Finest sailors this side of the Village People, they are! | |
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