LUEser...

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: October 8, 2003

by what_the_krevice
10-08-03
Sir, I'm the District Attorney. We're going to prosecute you for the stabbing of that lawyer
Hey, the fucker ran into my knife...three times..., it was clearly his fault!
A likely story! Now, are you going to come quietly, or do I need to get the police officers from downstairs?
Hey! Pervis! C'mere! I need you're help!
OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS! AHHHHH!!!!!!
OMGOMG!! J00 R LIKE TEH LAWYERZ0RZ! WTBOMG!!11shift+eleventy!!!!