Are you there, gods? It's me, Pervis.

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: January 9, 2004

Pervis...how the hell did you know where to find The Creators?
Not really sure...instinct, I guess.
He was drawn here by the mystical powers of my mighty ass.
Cool it, man...no one wants to hear MORE about your ass.
Disappointment doesn't begin to describe them.
Ass? What? Did someone say Anal Party?