Deception is the sincerest form WTFery.

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: February 11, 2004

Nngggaaa...wha...
The perfect crime.
The hell happened?
You passed out from over-stimulation. That gay military bondage really took a lot out of you. As did the melon fucking.
Melon fucking? I don't remember fucking a melon.
Heh heh...I doubt the thing remembers fucking you either. Your ass is hardly memorable, cockgoblin.