It sucks because it's bad

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: February 25, 2004

Y'know ... I once fucked a squirrel.
... Do I want to know why?
No, that was the whole story.
So you just brought up, out of nowhere, that you once had sexual relations with a squirrel? That is some sick shit going on in your head, my friend.
Well, by "a squirrel", I meant "Pervis' mom", and by "fucked" I meant "shit on".
Much better.