Holy Shit! Pervis is facing the other way!

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: April 6, 2004

A small drop of water continued his hostile take-over of MadeUpistan today
I knew it! I've been saying it all along! He's an evil bastasrd who loves no one!
In recent conquered city of "FakeCityVille", he erected a statue of one named "Pervis"...
He...wha...oh my god...that's so thoughtful...I guess I had him figured wrong...
...which he then covered in horse shit before running it over with a tank
OH GOD! DID HE REALLY NEED TO JERK OFF ONTO THE SMOLDERING RUINS!!? *sob*