Everyone Needs to be Thankful for Something

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: May 2, 2004

Hi Folks. Pervis here. I complained to Huzzah that I hadn't been a major part of the plot
He proceeded to drop me from an airplane on some unsuspecting civilian dissidents
...At least he didn't lie to you about winning a sky diving trip...
Pshh, at least he didn't convince you that he fathered you with a wood duck...