Now THAT'S fucked up.

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 3, 2005

Hey Jeff, sup?
Oh, not much. Just testin' the new Sodomizer 5000 that Seamus built. Running out of test subjects though.
Well, uhh...I got a pretty good one here. Looks like his ass has been permeated by many a large, blunt object. Loose as hell.
Hmm...seems perfect. I'll give you 70 Claxwarbs for him.
*BUZZ* *SNAP* *CRUNCH* *WHIRR*
SOLD! ...I can't watch.
I CAN! WOO-HOO!!!!