Sit and Spin, Dingus!

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 3, 2005

...nnggg...uhh, what?
'bout damn time!
What happened? I...had the strangest dream.
You hit your head and fell...right on the Sodomizer 5000.
5000?! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THEM THAT HIGH!
Bet you're real thrilled now. Eh, Sphincter Boy?