Born yesterday. Dead next Tuesday.

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: March 4, 2005

So...Reverend Jones told us to keep heading down this trail until we come to the old mill pond. Then wait.
Wait? For what?
Final Ascension.
If you were a woman, I'd beat you to death with a rusty eggbeater.
*SCHHLAPP!!*
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Since you're somewhat middle ground as far gender goes, I can beat you NEAR death with my enormous penis instead!