Corporate Huzzah (Briefcase Included)

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: May 25, 2005

Can you believe it? Jobs - we got jobs!
We're bottom rung temps at an evil corporation
See, but that's the thing. We climb the ladder and we can make changes from the inside. Changes for the better!
This coming from the guy who ritualistically tortured, maimed, and sexually abused me?
You just...you couldn't bring that up at a worse time, could you?
I heard there's donuts in the break room.