There's No Emoticon For What I'm Feeling!

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: May 28, 2005

I want to know who the hell thought it was so funny to break into my office!
But Siegfried, sir, he left no finger prints. Only a series of wet spots
God damnit! What good of a robot assistant are you!?
But you built me, sir, in your own image...
Yeah, but except my image isn't one of FAILURE
This would be much more easy to bear if you hadn't programmed me to feel pain...