It Certainly Does Not

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: September 27, 2005

Ah, what a better way to end your day of mischief and mayhem than stopping by a quaint pub for a pint
'ey, what can I get yaz ter drink, der Mack?
Erm...aren't you a little young to be bartending? And shouldn't ya, y'know, be BEHIND the bar?
HEY! We don't take kindly to wise ass drops of water with pubic hairs stuck through 'em, 'round 'ere!
...this does not bode well...