Clean Up On Aisle 4

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: May 26, 2006

So you're not going to kill me then?
Nope, I'm actually here to walk you to Vegas
I thought your job was to collect dead souls and lead them to the afterlife...
No no, common misconception. That's merely a hobby.
That's a pretty morbid hobby. Do I want to know what your job is?
I'm a greeter at a Wal-Mart