Oh Man!...Wait....WHAT THE FUCK!?

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: May 26, 2006

So, I really appreciate you getting me to Vegas alive and well.
Don't mention it.
So...do I tip you or...what?
Well, I do accept gratuities....
*Pause*
Want to come up to my hotel room?
Will you lay across my lap and make me do dirty things?