It's So Special When Two Are Destined to Meat

Author: what_the_krevice

Date: June 1, 2006

You'll rue the day! You just doomed humanity to a world without anal sex! Doom on you!
WUTS THIS I HEARD ABOUT ANAL SEX, YOU MECHANICAL SEX BEAST!?
Are you my biological counterpart with whom the roboprophesy foretells I shall spawn a legion of ass-raping drones?
And if I am
Then boy do I have a surprise for you!