Tales From Hell ....

Author: william_wraithe

Date: February 28, 2005

by william_wraithe
2-28-05
Ever since Hell had been labeled as boring, Satan had come up with Karaoke every Thursday night to lighten the tortures and what-not .....
Bluuuuuu mooooooon, when I saw you standing there alone ......
As Satan was singing his "Blue Moon" version .... one of the dark minions was plotting as well .....
Oh hell! I liked it better when we were just burning! Please Satan! BURN ME! BURN OFF MY HEAD!
I could take this act to Vegas and make lots of cash .... MU WAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Another futile attempt of Satan trying to be a nice guy gets put assunder ....
WHAT!! THEY HATE MY SINGING! THAT'S IT! BURN THEM ALL AND SEND THEM TO THE PITZ!