Tales From Hell ....

Author: william_wraithe

Date: February 28, 2005

by william_wraithe
2-28-05
In the deepest depths of Hell, things are becoming unstable ....
I don't think I can be one of the rulers of hell anymore ..... I want to be a writer and own a porsche ....
WHAT?!!! YOU ARE CTHULU, THE BADDEST, MEANEST OVERLORD EVER!!! WHY IN THE HELL .... NO! YOU ARE NOT QUITTING!!!
Satan is in complete awe at what is happening .....
SNIFF SNIFF .... I want to write children's books and live in Never-Never-Land .....
control your temper .... control your temper .... do not burn him ... do not burn him ...
Satan, unable to put up with the crap any longer, loses his temper and burns him with his wrath .....
Can I still be a writer? hello?
NO, DAMMIT! Why won't you DIE?!!