Tales From Hell .....

Author: william_wraithe

Date: February 28, 2005

by william_wraithe
2-28-05
Once again Satan is met with the unknown....
State your business, goat. Why did you come to hell?
YES! YES! I want to sell my soul for a bowl of crispy oats .... the old man only gives me grass... I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF DA GRASS!
Now the question is ... what will Satan do?
That's it .... a bowl of crispy oats? Do you have any other collateral besides your worthless soul?
YES! YES! I have ....hmmm ... YES, I have a three foot rope to go along with my soul!!!
Satan's anger rears its head once again .....
SECURITY!! CLEANUP IN AISLE 5! I REPEAT, CLEANUP IN AISLE 5!!
WAIT! YES, WAIT! I HAVE A BOTTLE OF GREEN ALCOHOL TOO!!