Tales From Hell .....

Author: william_wraithe

Date: March 1, 2005

by william_wraithe
3-01-05
Even in Hell .... Wheel of Fortune is popular ....
I ... Uh .... would like an ... uh ...
AN E, DAMN YOU! BUY AN EEEE!
And yes, even down here it can cause excitement for having stupid contestants that cannot spell .......
I would like an ....uh ... A...
AN A! AN A! AAAAAAHHHH! YOU WILL BURN HERE FOREVER! THE WORD IS HELL! HOW CAN YOU MISPELL HELL!!!
And they will surely burn for their stupidity ....
AHHHHHHGGHHHH! HOLY CRAP, CONTESTANT #2 JUST BURST INTO FLAMES! CALL 911! CALL 911!
Maybe THAT will give you something to think about .... hee hee ... reminds me of when I used to camp and roast marshmellows!