Tales From Hell.... Dry Humor

Author: william_wraithe

Date: March 2, 2005

by william_wraithe
3-02-05
What really happened ...
Hey, the sign says no solicitors...
Boy, do I have a deal for you...
Look, I am trying to save humanity ...
a one time deal worth your while ....
LOOK, BUDDY! IF YOU DON'T LEAVE I AM CALLING MY DAD AND HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
GO AHEAD, CALL YOUR DAD! WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD IS ... GOD!