Billy's Room

Author: william_wraithe

Date: July 30, 2006

by william_wraithe
7-30-06
One day after school ...
???
Greetings, boy from the past. I am Captain Johnny T. Kerkus of the starship Enderprim. Do you have a bathroom?
The shit gets deep
Dude, time travel is impossible.... and uh, how did you get into my room?
No, really! I am from the future! I can prove it ... Anyway, I beamed down here to use your bathroom. WHERE... is ...your ... bathROOM!
And then there is light ...
Yeah, sure you did ...
Captain's log, stardate 51234542290. I am having difficulties communicating with a boy from Earth's past ... mental note ... do not flush the toilet or wipe the seat after intial use.