Jason Revisited ... the Remake no one wants.

Author: william_wraithe

Date: November 16, 2007

by william_wraithe
11-16-07
Downtown, in questioning ...
Alright, let's start from the top. What happened?
I had to ... uh ... kill ... these ... um .. teenagers.
Jason tries to make a statement ...
Wait a MINUTE! Aren't you that lame Jason Voorhes?
No, I am theeee, uh, Midnight Turkey Slasher.Yeah, That's it!
It is a bad remake day for the county of Richland ....
MARV! JASON VOORHES IS BACK! HE IS TRYING TO CLAIM HE KILLED PEOPLE AGAIN!
WE WILL SEEE! FAT COP! CHHH-CHHHCHHH! AHHH-AHHH-AHHH!